Literature
Oui My Friends: Mike Version.
Mike: I love Paris in the spring time! Je t'aime Paris in the fall!
Zoey: That's great Mike! Keep going!
Mike: It's the city of love in the summer, but now it's just a bummer, 'cause, Zoey broke my heart, and chewed it up and spit it out, and then stepped on it, threw it down a sewer, called it names and then laughed! Oui, my friends, you must never trust a girl! Oui, my friends, they will only make you hurl! Oui, my friends, they will-all....break your heart, and chew it up and spit it out, then step on it and throw it down a sewer, call it names and then laugh! *Breaks the head off of a statue that looks like Zoey then throws it at her.*
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